This is just priceless!!! I hope my new found interest in this statue is not a problem for the readers. Look at the story below before listening to the song and video.
Also here is the website where the images came from.
http://www.jeeeb.us/blog
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Is this a sign of Prayers Answered?
Whil driving in Ohio iwas startled and almost wrecked the car twice while rubber-necking and trying to figure out just what this was. What it was....was....a 62 FEET $250,000 Marble JESUS.
I do not think this is the Jesus that Will Ferrell prays to in Talldaga Nights!!
After doing a little research locals have dubbed this statue both Big Butter Jesus and because he looks like he was carved from a block of cheese... My personal Favorite...........They call him "CHEESUS"!!
Here are the lyrics to a song about the statue.
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
Brush with Celebrity
You know how most people at some point in there life have a brush with a celebrity...well i think i had mine on Sunday night.
I flew to Cincinnati on Sunday evening and of course was delayed a few times but finally got to the hotel around 8:40.My plan the entire day had been to find something to eat once i got settled.
I decided on the Carrabba's right next to the hotel. Walked in and sat at the bar. After ordering a cool beverage i looked over to my left and there Sat ANDY RODDICK and his Model Fiance.
It took a couple of glances over but was sure it was him. Did not feel right to disturb them while they were having dinner so i just sipped the drink and talked to the tender about the Sox/Yanks thats was on the TV and Brett Favre and his situation. As we spoke Roddick joined the conversation and it was pretty cool to listen to his perspective on Favre. So after he finished his meal and stood up i reached shook the hand and told him good luck in this weeks touney that started on Monday.
I flew to Cincinnati on Sunday evening and of course was delayed a few times but finally got to the hotel around 8:40.My plan the entire day had been to find something to eat once i got settled.
I decided on the Carrabba's right next to the hotel. Walked in and sat at the bar. After ordering a cool beverage i looked over to my left and there Sat ANDY RODDICK and his Model Fiance.
It took a couple of glances over but was sure it was him. Did not feel right to disturb them while they were having dinner so i just sipped the drink and talked to the tender about the Sox/Yanks thats was on the TV and Brett Favre and his situation. As we spoke Roddick joined the conversation and it was pretty cool to listen to his perspective on Favre. So after he finished his meal and stood up i reached shook the hand and told him good luck in this weeks touney that started on Monday.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Trip to waterville!!
Took the first ever trip to Waterville USA yesterday. 10.5 and the rest of us had a greast time. Was a Haven for From the Hip opportunities but felt i may get arrested if i tried to hard. A couple of observations!!
1.They really do make Bikini's for ALL shapes and sizes. (Next time girl go for the one piece)
2.One of the few places where i can take my shirt off and not feel like the Fat guy!!
3.The blue straight down slide will kill your manhood and supply a suprise emema!!
4.Where the hell are all the people pn HWY 59 going!!
5.(My worst Pet Peeve) PEOPLE!! I PROMISE YOU THERE IS A HOLE ON THE OTHER END OF THIS THING! THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT A TUNNELL AND NOT A CAVE!! DO YOU ALL THESE IDIOTS IN FRONT OF YOU ARE JUST DRIVING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH>
1.They really do make Bikini's for ALL shapes and sizes. (Next time girl go for the one piece)
2.One of the few places where i can take my shirt off and not feel like the Fat guy!!
3.The blue straight down slide will kill your manhood and supply a suprise emema!!
4.Where the hell are all the people pn HWY 59 going!!
5.(My worst Pet Peeve) PEOPLE!! I PROMISE YOU THERE IS A HOLE ON THE OTHER END OF THIS THING! THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT A TUNNELL AND NOT A CAVE!! DO YOU ALL THESE IDIOTS IN FRONT OF YOU ARE JUST DRIVING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH>
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Laugh of the day courtesy of Rodney Carrington.
NSFW...Funny bit about his solution for world peace!!
Been There Only Once!!
Pretty incredible story about a guy wo got real drunk. Not sure if he left all of his friends 40 miles from where he was staying without transportaion to and from the meetings. And the Answer coxie is NO I still do not know whaty i was thinking!!
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.
Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing.
"The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking."
A phone listing for Kobierowski could not be found, and he did not have a lawyer in court Tuesday.
Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said.
After police arrived, Kobierowski had trouble getting out of the car, then grabbed it and refused to move, forcing troopers to carry him to the breakdown lane before taking him back to their barracks, O'Donnell said.
A breath test showed blood alcohol readings of 0.489 percent, followed by 0.491, O'Donnell said, the highest readings state officials could remember for someone who didn't end up dead.
The legal limit in Rhode Island is 0.08. A level of 0.30 is classified as stupor, 0.4 is comatose and 0.5 is considered fatal, according to the health department.
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.
Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing.
"The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking."
A phone listing for Kobierowski could not be found, and he did not have a lawyer in court Tuesday.
Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said.
After police arrived, Kobierowski had trouble getting out of the car, then grabbed it and refused to move, forcing troopers to carry him to the breakdown lane before taking him back to their barracks, O'Donnell said.
A breath test showed blood alcohol readings of 0.489 percent, followed by 0.491, O'Donnell said, the highest readings state officials could remember for someone who didn't end up dead.
The legal limit in Rhode Island is 0.08. A level of 0.30 is classified as stupor, 0.4 is comatose and 0.5 is considered fatal, according to the health department.
More Musings
1.Does the BOG really need a house? India,Malaysia,China,Hong KKong...D.C. really that house is just an anchor around your waist.
2.Does deano still have the Yota? I know i witnessed the upgrade but he disappears so much that i think he may be lost in the cab of the lets make a deal truck!!
3.I think the older you get the more you enjoy Food Television. Does this mean i should have been a chef?
4.Glad to see things nevr change when a Huricane even gets close to the gulf the local weather heads go berserk!!
2.Does deano still have the Yota? I know i witnessed the upgrade but he disappears so much that i think he may be lost in the cab of the lets make a deal truck!!
3.I think the older you get the more you enjoy Food Television. Does this mean i should have been a chef?
4.Glad to see things nevr change when a Huricane even gets close to the gulf the local weather heads go berserk!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Pretty Funny
From the new craze of suprise dances...give this one until 2:00 or so whwn the extra surprise happens
Muddled Mind Musings
Since BOG and Meeker have their Random Thoughts..I thought i would come with some of the things in my Muddled Mind.
1.Why have i talked to deano less since he is in Mobile?
2.BOG if you like First 48 so much you need to catch Intervention on A&E. Also on MOJO there are a host of cool shows.I Bet You, Wall Street Warriors, Start Up Junkies.
3.Just exactly what and who is a Lajeanna?
4.I vote for the Gangsta,Mayday,BOG,Meeker Tournament of champions...Round of Real Golf, Golden Tee , and lastly a poker tournament. I decided to exclude the Candy Store gymnastics from the competition. (Do you guys really think you could ever top the upside down nipple diddle on from the trapeze apparatus) Not to mention the Dismount!!
5.Nicole is still in the running for the mole..just not sure she is going to hold up.
6.Big Brother 10 looks like it has a chance to be pretty good..my early favorite to win the title is Memphis.
7.I am already tired of Barack Obama and John Mccain...can we have a Mulligan please!!
1.Why have i talked to deano less since he is in Mobile?
2.BOG if you like First 48 so much you need to catch Intervention on A&E. Also on MOJO there are a host of cool shows.I Bet You, Wall Street Warriors, Start Up Junkies.
3.Just exactly what and who is a Lajeanna?
4.I vote for the Gangsta,Mayday,BOG,Meeker Tournament of champions...Round of Real Golf, Golden Tee , and lastly a poker tournament. I decided to exclude the Candy Store gymnastics from the competition. (Do you guys really think you could ever top the upside down nipple diddle on from the trapeze apparatus) Not to mention the Dismount!!
5.Nicole is still in the running for the mole..just not sure she is going to hold up.
6.Big Brother 10 looks like it has a chance to be pretty good..my early favorite to win the title is Memphis.
7.I am already tired of Barack Obama and John Mccain...can we have a Mulligan please!!
Monday, July 14, 2008
If you are bored site of the day.
Game is tougher than i thought!!
http://www.bubblebox.com/play/puzzle/975.htm
http://www.bubblebox.com/play/puzzle/975.htm
Dane Off
Like deanos hair band challange...im not sure what to call it yet but its dance off of you tube's best dancers..round 1 is this girl vs. the boy in the prvious video.
HIlarious
Im not sure whats more disturbing. His Buddies letting him do it or him rubbing his chest!!
For the BOG IPOD Shuffle
I shuffled and this classic came up. I did win two open mic competitions at Poor Richards doing this song back in 87-88.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
I found the Gold!!
It just amazes me sometimes what you can find on the web. Below was listed under Mobile Al.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Happy 4th of July
Ah...the smell of multiple types of flesh being sizzled,turned,basted and tasted..must be the consumate summer holiday in the USA. Sun screen,floats galore and the noodles (man wish we had these when i was growing up) coolers full of water,kool -aid , capri sun and possibly and pitcher of frozen goodies for the adults.
Whether it be the pool, a friends pool, the beach, a slip and slide, the back of a truck filled with water or just the hose please just enjoy the day!
Went ahead and got in a quick session this morning. Have been waiting on the Meeker all week to begin "the program" . I think he is scared!!
33 Mins
5470 Strides
396.8 Cals (two Ribs and two beers)
2.57 Miles
Oh and did i forget the end of the day sun burned kids Fireworks show on the local beach, river front, country club or driveway. What a way to end a looong day.
Whether it be the pool, a friends pool, the beach, a slip and slide, the back of a truck filled with water or just the hose please just enjoy the day!
Went ahead and got in a quick session this morning. Have been waiting on the Meeker all week to begin "the program" . I think he is scared!!
33 Mins
5470 Strides
396.8 Cals (two Ribs and two beers)
2.57 Miles
Oh and did i forget the end of the day sun burned kids Fireworks show on the local beach, river front, country club or driveway. What a way to end a looong day.
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